Does anyone have funny stories about their pets?

I would like to hear about funny stories that their pets have done?

It would be fun to hear all about them!Does anyone have funny stories about their pets?Had a Lab who was verra smart. He fidgeted the door from the yard into the garage, managed to climb on top of the dryer, open a cupboard and pulled down a box of 22 cal. rounds. That goober then proceeded to eat 3 of them and scatter the rest around the yard.

When we got home and discovered his mess, we clled the ER Vet right away and explained that our dog had eaten at least 3 bullets. They got mad and said they were calling the police. They thought I had SHOT the dog! Well, after we explained it more, they told us to administer hydrogen peroxide to induce vomiting, and keep an eye on his stools. Well 2 days later, he deposited the bullets on the ground and we moved the ammo into the house safe.Does anyone have funny stories about their pets?Once after we'd just gotten one of our kittens, my ex and I were having an argument. She brandished folded-up umbrella at me, threateningly, and the next thing you hear is a short kitty growl and the kitten had ran towards my ex, leapt , sunk her claws into her butt (she was wearing stretchpants at the time) and then ran off to hide. It was like she was protecting me from a threat, and we both laughed.



However, my ex didn't laugh the second time it happened. Well, she shouldn't have brandished that umbrella at me again! At that point it was hard to name the kitten, because she just didn't take to anything nor did her personality exude anything but "B*tch" or "The Contessa" (she's all black, and nothing really springs to mind with an all black cat except witches).



Said same kitty earned her real, permanent name as "Boo" because the last time she went to a vet, she flattened her side against the wall, arched her back and hissed. The hairs on her back were standing up...she looked just like one of those stereotypical Halloween kitty drawings/icons. Those vets couldn't examine her without getting seriously harmed, so unfortunately she went home without a proper exam.Does anyone have funny stories about their pets?my dog can is a german sheperd and whenever i go out she used to open the bck door by jumping up at it (i no this because i caught her once) and wen she gets into the garden she opens the gate by sort of a charge and a jump and she come down the road to find me but when she was a puppy she used to get out t he cat flap and we took her around a relatives and she tried toget out hthe catflap but she got her head stuck in it and ifew years later we went round there again and we went to the shop in that area and we left her around the house... anyway zshe somehow managed to open the door and she went through a few peoples gardens because they were chasing her to try and stop her but when we got bck she came running up to me but she didnt stop in time and head butted me in the privates